Wit and Wisdom of Punkin

Here are some witticisms I have recently heard from a 4 year old. Background for those unfamiliar, there is a page in the book Everyone Poops that says “A one… Here are some witticisms I have recently heard from a 4 year old. Background for those unfamiliar, there is a page in the book Everyone […]

My New Routine

This is my new daily routine. After day care drop off, I go to Subproto, the Myrtle Beach hackerspace. I set up my laptop and then play a game of… This is my new daily routine. After day care drop off, I go to Subproto, the Myrtle Beach hackerspace. I set up my laptop and […]

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Meteorite In My Junk

I don’t know if this is the entirety of my problem, but this little son of a bitch shot out my pee hole this afternoon. I was expecting it, in… I don’t know if this is the entirety of my problem, but this little son of a bitch shot out my pee hole this afternoon. […]

The Bourne Consultant

I’m having a “Bourne Identity” moment about my career: I don’t mind wearing a suit and I really enjoying talking to customers and partners. Maybe I am a sleeper agent… I’m having a “Bourne Identity” moment about my career: I don’t mind wearing a suit and I really enjoying talking to customers and partners. Maybe […]

Vegas Conversation

This is an actual conversation from my Vegas trip. I had met a guy playing Pai Gow poker and finally left after the dealer scolded me for playing my hand… This is an actual conversation from my Vegas trip. I had met a guy playing Pai Gow poker and finally left after the dealer scolded […]

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Viva Las Vegas

I’m on the road to Las Vegas, missing everyone I know attending the New Media Expo by 6 to 18 hours. Oh well. Note the Director’s Cut t-shirt for Penn… I’m on the road to Las Vegas, missing everyone I know attending the New Media Expo by 6 to 18 hours. Oh well. Note the […]

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Jellybeans

Punkin hands me a jellybean. Punkin: “What does it taste like?” Me: “It tastes like piña colada. Like getting caught in the rain.” Punkin: “Huh?” Also on:Facebook Twitter Punkin hands me a jellybean. Punkin: “What does it taste like?” Me: “It tastes like piña colada. Like getting caught in the rain.” Punkin: “Huh?” Also on:Facebook […]

Yes, You Have a Problem

A week ago I took some Merlin Mann advice from Back to Work and checked out Peter Walsh’s It’s all Too Much from my local library. Yesterday I realized I… A week ago I took some Merlin Mann advice from Back to Work and checked out Peter Walsh’s It’s all Too Much from my local […]

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Lunch with Punkin

Today Punkin had her 4 year old vaccinations and I ended up watching her. I gave her the choice of lunch anywhere she wanted and she chose Wendy’s. Most likely,… Today Punkin had her 4 year old vaccinations and I ended up watching her. I gave her the choice of lunch anywhere she wanted and […]

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Wholly Rolling

I’m generally pretty hapless with quad roller skates, doing much better with inline. However, I managed to skate for 20 or 30 minutes at this birthday party, sometimes helping a… I’m generally pretty hapless with quad roller skates, doing much better with inline. However, I managed to skate for 20 or 30 minutes at this […]

Ed Martin, RIP

At the end of last week I was dealing with a sick child and a busy work week, so I barely looked at Facebook. Thus, I missed the news that… At the end of last week I was dealing with a sick child and a busy work week, so I barely looked at Facebook. Thus, […]

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New Years Eve

I spent New Years Eve with a glass of cheap champagne reading Flash comic books and watching Georgia Tech win the Orange Bowl. It was one of the most pleasant… I spent New Years Eve with a glass of cheap champagne reading Flash comic books and watching Georgia Tech win the Orange Bowl. It was […]

Holiday Willpower

I went the entirety of the holiday season, from the middle of December to present, without eating a single sugary snack. No cookies, no brownies, no fudge. No white chocolate… I went the entirety of the holiday season, from the middle of December to present, without eating a single sugary snack. No cookies, no brownies, […]

Kubb For Xmas

So my brother and I did this over the holidays. I understand now what Garrick van Buren likes so much about the game. Also, my Kubb set received its baptism… So my brother and I did this over the holidays. I understand now what Garrick van Buren likes so much about the game. Also, my […]

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Xmas Jade

My 12 year old niece last night: “Santa owes me 12 years of milk and cookies.”  Seems like someone is bummed out about learning a certain fact. Also on:Facebook Twitter My 12 year old niece last night: “Santa owes me 12 years of milk and cookies.”  Seems like someone is bummed out about learning a […]

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Even The Cookies Know

Some things you can’t keep a secret, even from Chinese restaurants in Alabama. Also on:Facebook Twitter Some things you can’t keep a secret, even from Chinese restaurants in Alabama. Also on:Facebook Twitter

Actual Conversation

This actually just happened. KMart lady: “Well, your name isn’t on the order so I really shouldn’t let you get it. I will this one time though.” Me: “You have… This actually just happened. KMart lady: “Well, your name isn’t on the order so I really shouldn’t let you get it. I will this one […]

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Santa Faced Pancake

Around Halloween, IHOP had a promotion doing “scary face pancakes.” We never did go and get one, but that excited Punkin so we made some of them at home using… Around Halloween, IHOP had a promotion doing “scary face pancakes.” We never did go and get one, but that excited Punkin so we made some […]

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Thanksgiving Observation

For the second year in a row, we got a smoked turkey from Little Pigs, a BBQ joint in Socastee. It was so tender that trying to move it from… For the second year in a row, we got a smoked turkey from Little Pigs, a BBQ joint in Socastee. It was so tender that […]

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Punkin Head Fake of the Day

I had this exchange with my daughter the other day after having been to the Dia de los Muertos event at the Art Museum in Myrtle Beach. Punkin: “Daddy, your… I had this exchange with my daughter the other day after having been to the Dia de los Muertos event at the Art Museum in […]

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