All Purpose Online Quiz Result
Posted on June 13, 2005
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Congratulations! You scored an 88%, which ranks you as:
Time Wasting Ass Clown
You have shown yourself to be a dumbass willing to spend inordinate amounts taking mind-numbing online quizzes. You have a tolerance for clicking 17 pages of HTML forms that should be ashamed of, but you instead flaunt it proudly. This is waaaaay more fun than updating that resume, isn’t it skippy?
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I’ve taken a gazillion of these on-line “What type of X are you?”, and can’t remember one blasted result from any of ‘em. Thanks for summing me up so perfectly.
–Ken–
What’s the URL? I want to know what my score is!
When I took it I got the result of Time Conserving Ass Clown With Peckerheaded Tendencies. I got that one probably because I answered “yes” to “Would you eat a live puppy if you were hungry enough and it had short hair?” (number 11).
Taking advantage of the 2-for-1 comment option, I thought that TWAC will make an excellent acronym to include in a work-related email, when I’m feeling particularly snarky, and when I want to know if the recipient actually *read* it. Tomorrow will be an excellent day to do that.
And, on a related subject, a quick Google search for “Time Wasting Ass Clown” reveals that yes, the venerable EGC stands alone.
Very funny coment, James.
–Ken–
Ken, James did play along quite well, didn’t he? TWAC isn’t a bad acronym at that.
PJ, if you read this blog you are already wasting too much time as it is.
James, if you can make that joke it means that you’ve already taken too many.
I’ve gotta admit, I searched the post for the URL when I read it originally, and thought “That’s not like Dave to miss something like that.” I reread it, and a smile crossed my face, followed by a great round of chortling.
But, then when I read James’s comment, I read the post yet again, looking for the URL. More chortling, after I understood that I’d been had again.
Ahh, the ease with which us old folks can be entertained.
–Ken–
Senior TWAC
I know I know, but dude, what’s my score?
You get an 88%, but since I read this blog AND the comments, do I get a 95%?
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