I went out and bought that George Carlin calendar on clearance for a dollar in like March or April of that year, and did the same thing again the year following. I still enjoy very much pulling random quotes from both calendars nearly every day, even though I’ve had them for years. I bet they will still make me laugh a decade from now.

I have his “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops” audiobook, one of a handful things I’ve bought on the iTunes store (I removed the DRM shortly after by the “burn to CD and reimport” method.) I probably know the thing by heart by now, having listened to it a dozen times easy. It doesn’t make the jokes any less funny.